5390, HOA Rap
Want to hear it? Here’s the YouTube link: HOA Rap
I had a lot of fun trying to channel my inner Snoop Dogg.
Notes: I recorded this track at Immersive Sound, in Boulder, CO. No HOA Board Members were harmed in the making of this soundtrack.
I am The Man from your HOA
I’m pissed, I’m picky and I’m here to say
That hot pink siding has got to go,
Gonna send you a letter, pocket your dough
That grill’s been sitting on your deck for a week
Saw your dog on the Commons, taking a leak
I got photos of your kids shooting hoops in the drive
Don’t you know I’m only here to help your neighborhood thrive?
You tried to grow some flowers but you dug up the ground
I picked it right up when I was snooping around
So I sent you a warning, your neighbors’ll grumble
Your blood pressure spiked, you were ready to rumble
You should’a known the rules before you purchased this castle
I’m not looking for trouble, don’t need no hassle
I’m back next week with the list that I wrote
You got three more days to get rid of that boat
So take my advice and fall in line
Hey, watch where you hammer that For Sale sign
Better read the fine print before you buy your next shack
I’m the HOA Man and I will be back
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